connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(via phamulous)

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo, via pulvis-et-umbrasumus)

olympicswagging:

maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled

(via hang-in-there-angel)

rosified:

i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life

(via itzcaptainchunk)